Rachel Germaine
Nude

Comely comedienne Rachel Germaine is New York born and bred, a fact that’s reflected in both her undying love of the Yankees and her unapologetic potty mouth. Rachel attended SUNY Albany as a theater major, then hustled on the streets of NYC as an aspiring stand-up comedian. She discovered her calling when she joined up with the sketch comedy group Basketcase, and after some national success with the group, moved to Los Angeles to pursue a career as an actress. After making her big screen debut in Hazard (2005), Rachel joined fellow NYC based funny lady Sarah Silverman on an episode of The Sarah Silverman Program, played Trish on the second episode of Happy Endings, and made her nude debut in the seventh season of Weeds, ironically perve-forming the role of a massage therapist who specializes in two-fisted happy endings. See, when Kevin Nealon and his work buddy are too focused on their business talk to get their naughty business going, Rachel and her coworker first take their tops off, hoping to spur some spermal activity. The coworker gets sick of how long its taking and leaves, so Rachel takes over the gig by standing between the two and showing she’s ambi-sextrous. Rachel moved to playing Gazelle on an episode of How to Be a Gentleman, Leslie on the American remake of Free Agents, Rebecca on CBS’ Mom and Carly on The Broken Hearts Division. Unfortunately, our heats are broken that Rachel hasn’t given us any nudity, beyond her impressive handiwork on Weeds. We’re hoping for more shots of her rack. That would be a real happy ending!